first day of being 16 = grounded for life until i take the sats and get a 2400. 

lol maybe if i wasn`t stupid. 

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So in one week we’ve got three cannibal cases in Florida, a man spitting blood all over a highway patrol officer, another man disemboweling himself and then throwing his intestines at two police officers, and a woman beheading her infant and eating it’s brain…….

my uncle somehow ate more of my birthday cake than me and my friends combined… l: 

irresistableness:

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